King Arthur and his humble servant, Patsy.
Nori asked, “where’d you get that dirt on your face?” “From under the shed, why?” *gasps in horror*
This definitely goes down as the most unattractive costume I’ve ever done and you know what, the most comfortable by a landslide!
All that shit on my back is a cork board board being squeezed together by 2 sawed off tiki torches shoved inside a $2 leather garment bag from St Vincents held on by a bunch of belts. The blankets and bags were found in our basement abyss. The whole thing is basically ready to fall apart at any moment, similar to my life.
Adam is sporting some thrifted women’s clothes and a bunch of armor and crown he constructed and painted with EVA foam.
“NONE SHALL PASS!” “Tis but a scratch!”
Ziggy doesn’t understand whats happening, especially Dad attacking him with a sword. Hahaha.
You and I both knew the time was coming for the kids to ditch us. We’re not going to create elaborate costumes for an internet pic and them do something else on Halloween. Ain’t nobody got time for internet points. The bigs are fully out of our neighborhood now and the twins really wanted blow up costumes so we’re taking it back 20+ years to just Adam and I again! Well, and Ziggy. HA! Happy Halloween!
Heart, Arthur, King of Britains, Patsy & the offended Black Knight.
Ps. I can’t upload the video here but if you go to our instagrams you can find the best part, us trotting with the coconuts. 🙂